Monday, 19 September 2016

Cheating boyfriend gives world's most ridiculous excuse for his love bite

A guy has come up with what is quite possibly the world’s worst excuse for a 'mysterious' love bite that appeared on his neck. A love bite, also known as 'hickey' appears when your partner playfully bites on a your neck or torso during lovemaking. 

Knowing there was no way he was going to be able to conceal this particular evidence of his philandering, Alex the cheat Snapchatted his girlfriend and said:

“Babe don’t get mad! I got to show you something. 

“I told my dad yesterday I was gunna see you today and he thought it would be funny to jump on me to wake me up and he gave me a hickey (sic). 

“I was like really! This bitch is huge!!! My mom said I look like white trash.”

There are just no words...

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